In a shop in the mall, they are sell a special new xbox controller made especially for movies, with only one button. They show movie clips on the in-store screen, and it's a new Mel Gibson movie, where he's fighting terrorism. "We have to burn ALL the Korans," he says, pouring kerosene. The rest of the clips are comprised entirely of Gibson running from explosions.
I bet that crazy bastard would totally make this film, given half the chance, racist madman that he is.